March 2011
Watch
MEAN GIRLS, directed by Mark Waters (2004)
‘You go, Glen Coco’
requests.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Excellent work, we love what you’ve done with the site! Actually, would it be too much trouble to send me the original?”
Me: “The original?”
Client: “You know, the site on paper, before you scanned it in.”
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Why is the photo grainy? It looks terrible on your flyer.”
Me: ”You sent me a zoomed in photo of the hamburger using the camera on your BlackBerry. They’re 3 mpx at the most.”
Client: ”Not sure what mpx is, but if it’s like mph, then the photo wasn’t moving. The burger was on a plate. On a table. Not moving.”
"Jack"
clientsfromhell:
Client: ”I need the number for “Jack.” Can you please give me his number please?”
Me: “Jack? Jack who?”
Client: ”The manual for the modem said that I need to connect to Jack. So if you could give me his number, then I can connect with him.”
